In Which a Hapless Nature Photographer Is Attacked By a Vicious Pack of Short Wolves!!!
Posted on July 5, 2023 Posted by John Scalzi 15 Comments
It was a brutal attack, my friends. Soon nothing was left but the bones. Please be careful out there, the short wolves are everywhere. They will take you down, and then it’s all over. Trust me. I know.
— JS
Ha! So sweet.
I think the Shih Tzu short wolf is the most terrifying
Are you a man of good taste, or a man who tastes good? Enquiring dogs find out!
Headline: “Best selling author licked to death by short, fuzzy little wolves! “
In the noble tradition of “Always get the shot, even when being devoured by short wolves.”
Speaking as a werpug, there is a lot of good eating there
“While Jim is attacked by vicious wild beasts, I’d like to tell you about Mutual of Omaha’s new travel protection plans.”
Looks like we nearly lost an author here
Looks like my house . . .
Tom –
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unrelated: I read ‘Slow Time Between the Stars’ today and really loved it. <3
Awful! Terrible! I’ve been the subject many times of those mass attacks – I’m lucky I haven’t drowned!
I always found that a 300mm lens was a pretty good weapon against attacks such as this. Use what ever have at hand to defend yourself or be prepared to be slobbered on half to death!
I suspected from the title that your doggie-woggie-in-laws were visiting. A word you might need is “velociyaptors”. I stole that from someone on Breaking Cat News, but at least I warned them I would be stealing it.
Author taken down by local canine gang.
Sir Scalzi, I met him once and was poised to meet him again when the life-force was stolen from him by two ruthless living mops.